>duuuuurrrr licorice is so GROSS! I only eat REAL candy like [shitty chamoy candy from SNCA Hispanic country] (Nobody has ever said this, but the boogeyman in my head made me mad, so I have to complain about him.)
>White chocolate isn't really chocolate because I heard someone else say it isn't! In lieu of a real argument, I will parrot their reasoning as if it's an objective fact! It doesn't matter that it's still made from cocoa, nor does it matter that everyone still calls it chocolate! I NEED to interject with "white chocolate isn't real chocolate" every time I see someone enjoying it! Arbitrary standards that benefit no one should ABSOLUTELY be established at any given opportunity!